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n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.

"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"

1. To get big, but be gay while doing so.

2. Gay weightlifting

Pifting is gay. People who do it suck and are meatheads, who also like cock.

The exact sound a lit cigarette makes when tossed into water.

Dave flipped his cigarette into the puddle....pift!

A word made from Ronnie Ohagan the word pifting is someone who is your friend/g/gdem/bredrin/bro/mate

Yo wag1 my pifting you dozy fucking goon I’ll smack ye thick skull in and drop kick ye mums teeth out you illiterate twat

lies

Person 1: im not a virgin! im a PIMPPP
person 2: pift

pretty women

hey yo wagwan pift ting

A word said to a woman stating that they are hot and you like them

ay sir wagwan pifting