A fork of Rural Dictionary
Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.
"I went down on this girl last night." "Mott like a wich's cat?" "No, very nice, a little Pires."
simply the most amazing, good looking, intellegent and , genrally, the best family to ever exist. a member of the pires family is unrivalled in brilliance by anything to ever exist. including god.
man look at that guy , hes just so cool , how does he do it? .........ah, he must be a pires!
Someone who cares about themselves and their reputation way too much, especially their physical appearance.
(A) Dude, stop being a pire, just admit to her that you watched 2 girls 1 cup, she won't think your a loser. (B) Yeah she will, she'll think I'm a freak, I'll never get laid by her! (A) DUDE shes fuckin ugly!
The word 'pire or Pire is another name for a vampire. Easy right? (Hipsters are fond of this word..They knew it before we did.)
Dude: "Man is that what I think it is?" Other dude: "Whatcha think it is??" Dude: "A 'Pire?" Other dude: "No way bro!! It's only one of those skanks from that band...umm One direction?..Yeah that's it!" Dude: "Oh lol their faces are funny." Other: "Pretty much."