A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.
I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.
If fecal matter was like the Matrix, the poopmaestro would be the One. Poop is funny.
Once again the poopmaestro wins the hearts of America with laughter.