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used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

suddenly receiving an excessive amount of unsolicited pornographic spam email that when you try to delete opens a ton more porn sites

A pornado hit me as my wife was walking by my computer.

A e-mail declaring a fake prize that actually triggers a massive amount of child porn pop-ups that only get worse as you try to stop it.

I opened an e-mail labelled "Free Trip To Hawaii" when a pornado took over my PC.

Multi-monitored porn experience. Specifically one involving 3 or more computer monitors all with multiple videos, photos, sites, ect open at once.

The man with four computer monitors was doing the pornado "before it was cool,".

A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.

Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...

Clicking a website link and having pop ups for porn sites start to flow like a storm!

Wow! My computer just got hit with a pornado

When one searches the internet for porn to the point where a virus is acquired and the said virus then proceeds to spam your computer with popups that are nearly impossible to get rid of.

"Yesterday when I turned my computer on I got hit by a catastrophic pornado"

Or

"That was an F5 pornado!"