A fork of Rural Dictionary
queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.
cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.
christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).
guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.
guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.
guy 1:WTF
guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...
When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.
Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.
Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."
During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.
Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"