A fork of Rural Dictionary
queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.
cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.
christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.
Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.
When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.
After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.
a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."