A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get fucked up, get wasted, extremely high, hallucinating heavily, out of your mind, intoxicated to an extreme degree.
Mush I took those research chemicals you gave me last night whilst I was watching Eastenders and I was so skapped I thought Jane Beale was trying to flirt with me.
A. Defined as a girl you would hook up with but would not make your girlfriend or date for varies reasons.
B. Skap – n. Average female. Barely worthy of being noticed but in some cases acceptable for receiving brain from (see Brainable.)
C. -Bowling alley skap – The lowest form of skap, found working humiliating jobs and only narrowly passing for human. To approach one is worthy of ridicule.
“I think I once received brain from that skap.”
To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.
Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"
Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?
A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”
“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”