A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".
"That's the porn, bro!"
The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
porn makes the world go around.
Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
This porn is good and fresh!
The reason your computer's running slow.
I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!
A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys? Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!