Country Dictionary

when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.

*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*

*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*

Attacker: Trouted, bitch!

Victim: Oh nos!

to not be sober (on drugs, alcohol, mentally unstable)

I went out will Bill last night and we got absolutely trouted

When someone gets so smashed that they do not remember what they did and did not make it to a social event, and are in no state for society.

when an individual gets Trouted they can't make it to a ball that they payed for.

Trout = 40 something male hanging out in clubs looking for younger females to prey on. (male Cougar)

He is such a Trout! He is to old to be in a club!

A man who likes to date younger women (i.e. he swims downstream in age); Antonym = salmon (a guy who likes to date older women, or swims upstream in age). Synonym = male cougar

Bill's such a trout; everytime he enters the club he's got a younger chick on his arm...

the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.

The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.

person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME

When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,

To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.

I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.