Country Dictionary

Fans of Perfect Pete Bennett (Musician and winner of big brother 7)
The term Twonkers first started on Pete Bennetts Fansite as a joke by members of the chatroom. The name has spread and now covers the huge army of Pete fans accross the country.
Scottish Twonkers are known as the Tartan Twonkers

The Twonkers will be out in force for Petes gigs

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

Twat and Plonker

Jeffery you are such a twonker

Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.

You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit

one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina

Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might

one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina

Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might