A fork of Rural Dictionary
a cross between a twat and a wanker. Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.
"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"
An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.
You utter twonker You utter twonker-shit
one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina
Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might
one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina
Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might
A dump when turds fly out hitting the water making a "twonk" sound.
I just took a massive twonker and now my butt is wet.
Twat and Plonker
Jeffery you are such a twonker
Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions. Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode
singular form: "Oi you Twonker!" or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")