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wipeless

When one takes a poop but feels no need to wipe him or herself afterwards hence the word wipeless.

Saw a turd in the toilet in the men's restroom but there wasn't any paper I guess that's guys going wipeless

Wipeless shit

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.

"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".

wipeless wonder

The rare occasion in which you barely have to wipe your ass after shitting.

Dude, I just had a wipeless wonder. I took a shit and only had to wipe like once.