Country Dictionary

A device which can be used to keep you’re children in the basement. Or to hide criminal evidence from police

Dang the police are at my house I really need a lock

An object used as a whip and generally can be very painful. Or if you’re weird it can be used for weird sex

Man that’s belt really hurt

A man with the biggest dick you will ever see and it’s super long and errect all the time

He has a big dick must be a sexy cort

A box is a object in which you can live in as a home or to hide you’re drugs.

Man I really need a box to live in

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

A things that does not exist because of school boards

The word happiness can also define a lie