A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.
"OMGWTFBBQ What's that smell??"
"Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."
someone who is somehow able to ruin any given situation, no matter the circumstance.
Guy 1: "Dude! I can't believe Jeff deleted our entire project! It's due today!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what a wipe."