A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for erection
I sat in class bored I started thinking about my crush and got a boner. I tried hiding it by sliding it under the desk but felt pleasure when I did that. I took out my big boner and slid it under the desk again and bit my lip. My teacher looked at me weirdly and went back to his work. I went faster n moaned quietly. There were so many waves of pleasure going thru me right now. I moaned loudly as the class looked at me with wide eyes when they saw all my cum on the desk and my penis.
Erect penis that happens when a male is sexually excited/stimulated. When blood flow rushes to it and causes it to stick up directly!
Kade has got a boner. Look at him!
A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk
A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.
I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.
Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant
Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you
When the penis grows stiff due to a sexual arouse
Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons! Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values! Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner! Adina : O MY GOD! Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink) Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH! Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner! Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church! Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner! Adina : (KICK) Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum! Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS! Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!