A fork of Rural Dictionary
A yannick pretzel is a negitive kegel. Which would be the full loosening of the pelvic area, that would aide in the man not cumming as quickly.
(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?
Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
To change the stipulation of a bet after you lose said bet.
Kevin: "You lost the bet, pay up."
Y: "I'm not paying you because insert excuse here"
Kevin: "That's not cool, stop yannicking me and pay me my $10."
Mordy: "Yeah, stop Yannicking him."
Yannick Carrasco is the best football winger in the world. He plays for Atletico de Madrid and Belgium NT. Its also said that Cristiano Penaldo is a big fan and has asked for tips on how to score many times.
Ali : Remember when Yannick Carrasco megged Ter Stegen and ended his career
Strippy : Yes, he absolutely penetrated his career
he's the best best friend anyone could imagine.
and an absolute hottie
you'll never find someone as caring as him.
he's very shy but in the cute way
you'll never love him as much as I do
A: "I feel so alone!"
B: "you need a yannick jans in your life!"
the yannick madigan is a man that is 4ft 2 and has nothing between his legs
Taylor and Yannick sitting in a tree, one is sexy, one is free.
OMG Taylor & Yannick?
Yannick is a dog. He always has several girls at the same time. He can't choose one because he's a fuckboy.
girl: "Look, there's a Yannick over there"
2. girl: "That's a dog"