Country Dictionary

An old woman that makes you so mad you yell at her saying "STOP PISSING IN MY CORN FLAKES!!!"

Me:My grandma's pissing in my corn flakes
Jucenda:Is she really pissing in you corn flakes?!
Me:No >_>

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

Short for the liquor shot Grand Marnier.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my mouth.

Code name for marijuana, used by whitey.

Come over and watch tv with us tonight, grandma will be visiting!

slow, lethargic, laggy

man... that shiet's grandma

(interjection) Used in exasperation, boredom, happiness, or surprise.

Example: OH MY GRANDMA!

An old lady that smells like poop. Has wrinkles, brown spots on her skin, and uses a lot of saliva when kissing your cheek.

My grandma's BO is worse than the smell of my ass crack after a week of no wiping.