A fork of Rural Dictionary
A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.
<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers. <dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v. 1. smelly 2. ugly 3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events) 4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v. This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!" "He's thinks he looks great but he's minging." "My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!" "Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"
Yet another word to describe the effects of too much (or just enough) alcohol or drugs (mainly drugs to be honest) (see also mashed). Also can mean - 'A Fanny'
Look at that guy gurning, he looks like a spack, he is MINGED!!!