A fork of Rural Dictionary
an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits
you decide how you want to merp it up
Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?
Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?
Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping
Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up
Ejaculation.
Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.
Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.
Opposite of Derp.
Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"
Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"
Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
The word one would use instead of saying "sex".
Adam and Heather Merped in the bathtub.
A sound where a fake laugh is made.
X: WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
what others hear
Me: merp merp merp merp merp
X: HEY I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!
me: MERP MERP MERP MERP MERP!