A fork of Rural Dictionary
a euphemism for female masturbation.
Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?" Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called." Boyfriend: "Damn!"
Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .
vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia
I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!
When a man has sex with a woman and ejaculates on the outside of her vagina. or just plain intercourse
Bob: Did you see John last night? Fred: No, he was frothing the bearded clam with this really hot chick.
The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina
I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder
A phrase used in the place of sex
I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.