Country Dictionary

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.

porn funnel

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?

Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.

A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.

"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry." "Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!" "I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"

The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.

"All hail! Internet!"

1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information. 2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.

1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet! 2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!