A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.
"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!" "Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.
"How did your last game of League of Legends go?" " I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."
1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person. 2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something. Synonymous with "you got served."
The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.
a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus. Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!
1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst. 2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet! 2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
Holy Crap! An assblaster