A fork of Rural Dictionary
An annoying person that you can't get away from. Much like a booger, this person is very annoying and the only way to get rid of them is by wiping them off to someone else. The other person must now deal with this annoying booger.
"Here comes the booger" "Man I can't stand this guy he won't go away!"
A little kid that is a pain at times.
man my 8 year old cousin is such a booger.
Dried snot that forms in the nose & can be removed for a tasty treat
Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy! Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit! Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done! Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish! Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH! Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose! Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL! Chad : MMMMMM! Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross! Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED! Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
noun a. used towards someone when someone else is mad, but not really that mad, at them for something silly. b. gooey stuff in your nose that is nice for flinging at people or just eating. c. used to call a cute little kid.
a."You booger!!" b.Teacher: "Timmy! What did you just throw at Susan?!" Timmy: "Aww, jee Mrs. Lemonbottom, it was only a booger." The kid felt so secluded in the class that he forgot he wasn't alone and stuck that booger right down his throat. c. Grandma, "My sweet little booger!"
When in the lack of appropriate insults, to call one "booger" is to insult every part of the person including mind, body, and soul and to subject them to the ever taunting of the word. Whence calling someone "booger" the victim will show confusion before sudden realization of what they have been called, therefore falling into giggles before then going into depression. A very powerful insult indeed.
"Booger..."