A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.
"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"
" Wut it only cost me a dollar."
Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
last night was great, she loved the hot carl!!!
Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
I cant believe Lisa actually opened her mouth when i gave her that hot-carl. Dude that's fu*ked!
A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
THE REAL DEAL, FROM THE HOT CARL MASTER HIMSELF
A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
Andrew gave Purt a piping hot carl.