A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.
"Hows the old Mortensen" "Yes Mortie"
A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books. SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French. She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
Stine walks in class late Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy 2.pretty damn hot for a old guy
Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep