A fork of Rural Dictionary
My boyfriend and I are active at the same time.
in reference to "office space", something i'd do if i had a million dollars
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man
when two or more people are on the phone together watching a solar/lunar eclipse.
Togsy(on phone): woah the moon is orange! Gavin(on phone): dude yeah i see! both(on phone): same moon same time!
no longer have the will to live
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time” “im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".
After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".
A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.
Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!? Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!! Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny... Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old... Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!! Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF... Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!! Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)