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Drug assisted sperm, sperm produced while under the influence of either cannabis,cocaine or ecstasy. Tends to be slightly warmer and more relieving than usual ejaculation.

Barry, don't squirt spuff on the furnishings.

A word smash of ‘Stuff’ and ‘Spunk’; quantities of semen so voluminous that it simply becomes meaningless or immeasurable… like the amount of individual shit tickets on a jumbo roll of toilet paper, or the quantity of dog turd collected by every council in the UK over the course of a year.

As Angus, Felix, Humphrey, Baxter, Maddox, Julien Clive and Barney all reached a frenzied and unified climax, they released enormous ribbons of Spuff over Duncan’s prone backside…
Later, as they moped up their collective triumph, it dawned upon Maddox how much more Spuff they could have created if Henry, Jacob, Gerald, Marmaduke, Cecil, Peter and Eggy Rupert hadn’t all been away at the Rugby 7’s in Gloucester.

The sound a Koala bear makes when it is pushed out of a tree

the koala spuffed when scum bag steve pushed it from a tree

To spend money with care free abandon without thought or consideration of debt or consequences.

‘Jenny and James decided to spuff their money travelling the world together’.

‘Roger liked spuffing his money on double ended life like dildos’.

Spuff is a word a friend of mine made up, insisting she wanted to get it into the dictionary. It exists here because there are people who think this is a serious dictionary. Oh, and it means "cute"

"That's such a spuff puppy!"

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

Spuff is another word for spunk. (semen)

I wasnt quite ready so I spuffed on her knickers.