A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The attempt to emit digestive gases from the anus, when such emission were attempted to be both covert, and were discovered only because of their faint "whiff"-like sound or because of the traditional stink of flatulence (Noun - Canadian English).
2. A Canadian toot, somewhat muffled by ski pants.
3. A hot, gross, and possibly wet fart (in Canada, usually common in the Ontario Province)
Note: Whiffer is an onomatopoeia - created from the sound that forms the first part of the word, either by one's mouth or by their anus
Cheryl's nose tweaked and brow furled in disbelief as Fred whiffered in public.
Terrance and Phillip are much to brash to whiffer.
A dog that has the worst-smelling wind problem. He’ll clear a room and create uncomfortable silences as everyone looks around for the culprit.
Your dog is a whiffer. What are you feeding him?
Or; your woofer is a whiffer, you can’t take him anywhere
When a guy has ejaculated so often, that all the comes out when he cums is air.
After that Viagra fueled weekend with those two hookers, I ended the weekend by pulling a whiffer
One who smells, sniffs, or whiffs little little kids bicycle seats
My convicted next door neighbor is a piff whiffer.
A person that goes around sniffing the seats on ladies bicycles.
Where's Brad? Oh, he's out by the bicycle rack again.... he's such a nelly whiffer!