A fork of Rural Dictionary
furni, abbreviation for furniture. commonly used on habbohotel, by desperate little prepubescent kids who cant be bothered spending cash on furni. Or, by little prepubescent kids who actually spend money on furni. Oh, and don't forget the pedofiles and kiddy fiddlers, who often use this term to lure little 10 year olds into their twisted traps.
dumbkid: plz donate im poor i need credz and furni! or: pedofile: i'll give you furni if you tell me where you live! dumbkid: ok!
The plural form of the word furnace.
Jesse: "Yo, Mr. White, check out all these furni" Walter White: "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about"
A dangerously sexy man.He is very funny and bound to make you laugh. Don't leave your female around this person for he will secure your girl. He is also good at everything he does, including sports and the game of females. He is also superior in bed!
"Furnis is dat nigga."
Furney, Furny (fur-nee) - Noun Often found travelling together in clusters or groups, furnies are individuals whom work in the furniture moving industry. Like a gang, once you become a furnie, it is very hard to get out. Children of furnies often become furnies themselves. Furnies often smell bad and have drinking and/or drug problems. Furnies also have an abnormally high divorce rate.
Person 1: Hey do Bob and his son work together? Person 2: Yeah the poor guys are furnies. Bob got into it when he was younger and now his son is stuck.