Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Snake skin watercraft

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.

Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?! DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!

by watthefrukbitch January 08, 2010

Smucktard

:Smart Fuck-Tard anyone who laughs at the word Djbouti

that guy is a smucktard because he got his ribs removed so he could blow himself

by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009

Weebalteat

A place where tit-dirt collects

The woman lifted her breast so she could itch her Weebalteat

by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009

Ass queef

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that just a queef keep going since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room) Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009

Weenus Weebal-teat

A mystical lawn-gnome that lives in the land of the underteat

At first I thought it was a Weenus Weebal-teat but it was just a drunk midget

by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009

Ass-Douche

Gay asshole

that fag thought he could kick my ass what an Ass-Douche

by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009

Fruckin Work-Horse

someone who's able to get their balls under something and get shit done

look at him he's a Fruckin Work-Horse

by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009