A fork of Rural Dictionary
An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
Holy Crap! An assblaster
A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.
I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.
One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.
Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.
A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.
Assblast projects include = DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken) AF I (incomplete) PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold) LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete) SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire) AF IV (super dangerous)
"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.
"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!" "Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.
Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression" Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.
Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!