Country Dictionary

The act of having bomb-ass sex

You down for zoinking tonight.

The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana

Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.

The act of getting high from marijuana. Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)

"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up" "Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now" "She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker" "Get zoinked" "A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"

a word that shaggy used in Scooby Doo. it died down for a long time but recently Andrew McKenna has made it extremely popular among his friends and colleagues. Andrew uses it when he scores a goal in FIFA.

Dang that was a nice goal. ZOINKS!

Slang for sexual favors

"That girl is so drunk, she's giving free zoinks"

When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later

Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon

1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "ZOINK!"

Zoink!