A fork of Rural Dictionary
The same thing as the 1-4 except you put both of your hands together and insert them!
Man last night...damn i was givin her the prayer!
A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.
Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.
a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit
oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!
To do nothing and still think you're helping.
Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?