A fork of Rural Dictionary
A little small headed fat kid that smells like last weeks dinner
knobbe get your small head back here
A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.
Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit
Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.
a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.
i woke up with one serious ranger last night. must o been that damn knobb goblin again
a fine ass drink. knobb creek whiskey, bourbon i might add. plus your standard cola drink. with ice if neccessary.
knobb and coke please.
you got it.
a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much
Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber
Kid 1: Your grandmas dead
Kid 2: cries in pain
Kid 1: I’m just slammin your knobb